The Wife: Why?
The Man: Because it just sent me an email telling me themanabides' birthday's coming up on Friday.
The Wife [to the Younger Son]: What should we get themanabides for his birthday, son? Say "pussy".
The Younger Son: No, I don't like those.
The Wife: [spit take]
- Mood:
drunk
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besspeacetime, I really like this one.
What happened on your birthday? Did empires crumble? Did sports dynasties form? Did nothing particularly interesting take place? Go to Wikipedia and enter your date of birth (month and day only), then post four events, three births, two deaths and one holiday.
( March 20 )
- Location:The Burrow
- Mood:
bored
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