That's what the Wife asked last night not long after I returned from the hospital. I'd say a little high and hateful.
A few items:
1. No, no change in taste, texture or consistency.2. The doc did not know why the coffee might cause such a fishy odor from my urine, but he experiences the same thing.3. The usual 10 cc's of Lidocaine was not strong enough to numb my supergonads.4. The vas deferens originates in the abdominal area, so although the anesthetic prevents pain (once they give you enough), there is an odd wormy feeling in your belly as the doctor tugs and snips.5. If you can help it, schedule your return home for well away from high commute hours. Failing that, remember to bring Tylenol with you to the appointment.6. Cold is your friend. Whether ice, soda cans, frozen peas, whatever ... I've got frozen green beans.7. There is no single Olympic sport I have seen that this surgery would not get in the way of. Not even air pistol or women's gymnastics.Boy, am I lovin' life. Although some extremists might say that doing this means I hate life.
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In approximately 2 hours, I will intentionally allow my precious family jewels to be violated, and will officially no longer be a breeder. As previously mentioned, the Wife wants me to ask the urologist whether my semen will taste better, and has reminded me to inquire about texture, too.
Honestly, though, my main question (so long as I'm there) is going to be why Starbucks makes my pee smell like tuna.
- Location:The Burrow
- Mood:
calm
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After the class, the Wife told me I should have asked him if the procedure would make my semen taste different. "Different" is the word she used, but I'm pretty sure she was thinking "better."
EDIT: She also told me to ask about consistency, to which I said in my best impression of her voice, "Is it going to be like curds and whey?"She replied, "Is it NOT going to be like curds and whey any more?"
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